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IDing Teens At The Movies

Attempting to shield teens from violent imagery, U.S. cinema owners agreed last week to require young people to show photo IDs when buying tickets for R-rated movies. What do you think?

James Goltz • Student

“Man, when I hear adults talk about carding me for a stupid movie, it makes me want to get a bunch of guns and shoot everyone at my school.”

James Goltz • Student

Richard Borgmann • Bond Trader

“What’s wrong with a bit of the old ultra-violence? Sometimes a droog needs a good tolchock on the old gulliver, O my brothers.”

Richard Borgmann • Bond Trader

Dana Wynegar • Florist

“I’m just glad that when I see the

Dana Wynegar • Florist

Michelle Kusick • Speech Pathologist

“Well, you have to admit that similar measures have put an end to underage drinking.”

Michelle Kusick • Speech Pathologist

Fred Hisle • Systems Analyst

“Shit, man, this blows. I’m 43, but I don’t have any ID.”

Fred Hisle • Systems Analyst

Isaac Brye • Dishwasher

“There’s a statute of limitations on this, right? Because I got into

Isaac Brye • Dishwasher