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Hypochondriacs More Likely To Have Health Issues

A new study has concluded that adults with hypochondria, or baseless anxiety about one’s health, are more likely to suffer actual health problems like heart attacks. What do you think?

Juan Bernal • Garland Hanger

“So you’re saying this thing on my leg could be a heart attack waiting to happen?”

Juan Bernal • Garland Hanger

Bess McTeer • Lounge Crooner

“I’ve always believed that as long as you set your mind to it, you can contract anything.”

Bess McTeer • Lounge Crooner

Bill Taggart • Bribe Tracker

“Chalk it up to the stresses of constant vigilance.”

Bill Taggart • Bribe Tracker




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