An American biotechnology will soon sell a specially engineered breed of cats that will not trigger a reaction in allergy sufferers. What do you think?
“Great. Now I have to get my girlfriend pregnant if I want to have an excuse for why we can’t get a cat.”
Carl Walton • Editor
“Unfortunately, this breed’s chief source of nutrition is ragweed.”
Steve Licher • Horse Trainer
“Can I still shave this type of cat in the summertime? Because that’s the only time when being a cat-owner gets interesting.”
Aileen Burton • Cartographer
