Recently ousted from the U.N. Human Rights Commission, the U.S. is no longer the world’s human-rights leader, according to Amnesty International. What do you think?
“Doesn’t Amnesty International realize we have covert black-op specialists who shoot people for saying that kind of stuff?”
Allen Andrews • Systems Analyst
“I guess our nation’s leaders have given up trying to impress sexy, politically active college chicks.”
Ron Bass • Cashier
“I’d like to applaud the forward-thinking nations of Angola, Sudan, and Syria for helping vote the U.S. off the U.N. commission. Truly, your countries are examples to us all.”
Duane McHenry • Doctor
“I support whatever Amnesty International has to say. I have to: They sent me those free return-address labels.”
Paulette Wilson • Librarian
“Fine, I’ll let the guy out of my basement. Will that fix this up?”
Stan Tocchet • Landscaper
“America makes the best movies, the best TV shows, and the best snack foods. We can’t do
Dana Milbank • Real-Estate Agent
