Examine exact replica of a laptop to get inside the head of a real computer user
Encourage Americans to save sensitive documents to the desktop and send computer via courier to intended recipient
Shrink Rudy Giuliani down to size of microchip to infiltrate terror organizations’ hard drives
Create cabinet-level Secretary of Cybersecurity position to be helmed by octogenarian textile magnate
Motivate intelligence community by continuing to delegitimize, undervalue everything they do
