One of Donald Trump’s central presidential campaign promises was to “drain the swamp” by ridding Washington politics of corruption and corporate influence. Here’s how he plans to do it.
Say it a lot
Fill cabinet with Wall Street executives to ensure as many billionaires as possible are incriminated in any potential impeachment proceedings
Cancel Easter Egg Roll
Cut funding for the cesspool of nepotism and greed known as the National Science Foundation
Getting Rick Perry involved should do the trick
Tax cuts for high earners so that CEOs are no longer forced to make ends meet by taking jobs in presidential administration
End illegal Washington corruption by legalizing it
Lose 2020 reelection
