Instead of using generic security questions, choose three security riddles that are nigh unsolvable but by one true of heart and mind.
Report any unkempt persons leaning over their laptop and whispering “Jackpot!” to the nearest barista.
We know you don’t want to hear this, but just shell out for the complete Roseanne box set instead of streaming off those sketchy Estonian websites.
Avoid forming a rogue splinter group within your radical underground hacker collective.
Maintain your current financial standing.
Too bad Jack from Jack in the Box didn’t follow these tips. See what the hackers found at JackiLeaks.com.
