Begin with a clear goal in mind, whether that is to lock it up, to dominate, or to just totally crush it.
Invest in success. No matter the sport or the level of competition, shockingly expensive shoes are probably going to be a necessity.
Stay focused only on the elements of the match you can control, such as the hours you spend preparing or the brake lines on your adversary’s car.
Study footage of your opponents to learn how they respond to the pressure of spelling “ecclesiasticism.”
Don’t let past defeats define you. Each competition is a new opportunity to disgrace your family name.
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