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How Apple Plans To Rebound From Apple Watch Flop

With sales of the Apple Watch reportedly down 90 percent since its initial release, Apple is suffering in the wearables market and faces a lack of enthusiasm about its latest product. Here are some ways Apple can improve the watch and prevent the company from falling into a slump:

Renew enthusiasm and anticipation for watch by allowing consumers to pre-order device from website again

Destigmatize the cost of Apple Watch by introducing a line of assorted cables, phone cases, and other items at the $10,000-and-above level

Aim for a demographic with larger emotional voids that can be filled with technology products

Recast public perception of Apple Watch as $349 investment in the future of Shenzhen

Eschew image of decadence and self-indulgence by releasing all models with tawdry burlap wristbands

Find some way to leverage position as world’s largest, most successful corporation, if possible

Invest millions in R&D and organize hundreds of focus groups, then release one in red

Generally avoid reinventing those products you previously promised to render obsolete