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House GOP Votes To Curb Obamacare For 37th Time

For the 37th time since they assumed control of the House of Representatives in 2011, Republican congressmen will hold a vote this week aimed at curtailing, defunding, or repealing the Affordable Care Act. What do you think?

Anne Pasolini • Restaurant Hostess

“It’s almost like this thing is becoming political.”

Anne Pasolini • Restaurant Hostess

Julian Freeman • Piano Bench Assembler

“And people call this the do-nothing Congress.”

Julian Freeman • Piano Bench Assembler

Niall Figgis • Systems Analyst

“Exciting! I can’t wait to see the results!”

Niall Figgis • Systems Analyst




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