The Fairmont Empress Hotel has forgiven a guest 17 years after he left a suitcase filled with pepperoni sticks by an open window, thereby attracting a flock of seagulls and causing the room’s destruction. What do you think?
“But will the seagulls forgive him for selling them out?”
Stephanie Davis • Clog Refurbisher
“That hotel better be careful—a policy like this could bankrupt them.”
Peter Cadbury • Pommel Horse Salesman
“I’m sure the press attention he’ll get from this will be punishment enough.”
Drew Sanderson • Pierogi Pincher
