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Holiday Travel Plans

How will you be dealing with hectic holiday travel?

Billy Tetreault • Marketing Advisor

“I’ll be the guy on the bus with Bing Crosby’s White Christmas blaring from my boombox, which I will carry on my shoulder.”

Billy Tetreault • Marketing Advisor

Caroline Stroli • Teacher

“I’m converting to Islam. Not only will I do my holiday traveling in a different month, I won’t have to visit my family since they’ll disown me!”

Caroline Stroli • Teacher

Lonny Werner • Buzzsaw Operator

“I’ll be glued to the Weather Channel for inclement weather and traffic reports so I know how anxious to be when I travel.”

Lonny Werner • Buzzsaw Operator




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