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Historical Archives: Immoral Woodcut Discovered In Hay Loft

By Constabulary SEIZED, upon its being found in a Hay-Wain’s-Loft, a most Immoral and corruptatious WOOD-CUT, de-pickting a LADYE, whose Ankle was more than Partially expos’d, and the damn’d Wanton shewn as Aware of her State, and e’en stroking it, to the shame of the very World.




Sample front page of The Onion's DNC paper