Hippie Very Involved In Hippie Non-Sports

AUSTIN, TX—According to acquaintances of the 22-year-old hippie, Chad Beresford is a frequent participant in hacky sack, frisbee, and other hippie non-sports. “Chad’s way into all that stuff: juggling, devil sticks, and yo-yo tricks,” friend Aimee Kolkos said Tuesday. “From stilt-walking to unicycling, there isn’t a non-competitive, stoner-friendly quasi-non-sport he hasn’t tried.”