The 2000 presidential election is barely in the books, but talk has already turned to the possibility of Hillary Clinton making a White House run in 2004. What do you think?
“A woman president? What if she menstruates all over some important legislation?”
Rich Durban • Machinist
“Hillary would make a great president. But she’d probably ask her girlfriends for advice, and I just don’t trust that Sharon.”
Annette Petersen • Homemaker
“She’s got a good shot, so long as no one blows her up, causing her faceplate to fall off and revealing the gears and diodes beneath.”
Todd Tyler • Systems Analyst
“Would she have female Secret Service agents? Because that’d be pretty sexy.”
Bob Houdel • Cashier
“No, no–you don’t understand: The 19th Amendment gives women the right to
Bob Van Eeghen • Lawyer
“We could do worse. You know, like we always have.”
Lisa Rinaldi • Physical Therapist
