With the power invested in him as honorary tournament chairman, Arnold Palmer declares himself the winner of the 2007 U.S. Open
After missing his first putt on the practice green, David Duval packs up and leaves
Roger Federer shows up ready to go; leaves half an hour later feeling like a complete asshole
Meanwhile, as his peers play in the sport’s greatest championship, John Daly is reduced to playing golf against a trained horse in Nashville for beer money and cigarettes
Gallery applauds Oakmont Golf Course for being so entertainingly difficult to golf on
After spraining his wrist hitting out of Oakmont’s rough in a practice round, Phil Mickelson snaps his spinal cord after attempting to hit out of a sand trap
Tiger Woods’ bright red shirt allows TV viewers to easily recognize him
Vijay Singh shoots grumpiest 14-over in U.S. Open history
Top-notch coverage and insightful post-game interviews reveal that Woods and Cabrera were unhappy and happy, respectively, with the outcome of the tournament
