,

‘Hero Rat’ Who Detected Landmines In Cambodia Dies In Retirement

Magawa, an African giant pouched rat in Cambodia who received a prestigious award for his life-saving duty finding dozens of landmines left over from a civil war 30 years ago, has died in retirement at 8 years old. What do you think?

Abby Syme, Scrunchie Maker

“Sadly, most in his lin

Abby Syme, Scrunchie Maker

Logan Chunes, Beverage Decaffeinator

“Hey, the CIA paid good money for those mines.”

Logan Chunes, Beverage Decaffeinator

Ross Demmock, Systems Analyst

“I wasn’t expecting to learn that a rat lived a fuller life than me, but here we are.”

Ross Demmock, Systems Analyst




Sample front page of The Onion's DNC paper