Health Inspector Repulsed By Restaurant's Customers

ATLANTA—During a routine visit to Maxwell’s Diner on Wednesday, Fulton County health inspector Dan Newman was appalled by the “completely unacceptable” condition of the patrons in the otherwise pristine restaurant. “They were revolting,” said Newman, who after touring a spotless kitchen was shocked by what he found in the dining room. “Customers had piled refuse all over their tables, some appeared not to have been washed in days, and one diner was covered in a thick layer of grime. These people should not be handling food at all.” While the restaurant easily passed inspection, Newman warned that the guy at the counter who looked like he’d been sitting out all week had better be gone the next time he dropped by.