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Lawyers Opposing Health Care Law Cite Kids-With-Pre-Existing-Conditions-Can-Go-Fuck-Themselves Clause
Lawyers Opposing Health Care Law Cite Kids-With-Pre-Existing-Conditions-Can-Go-Fuck-Themselves Clause
Backup Health Care Plan Involves Nation Sharing One Big Jar Of Ointment
Backup Health Care Plan Involves Nation Sharing One Big Jar Of Ointment
Study: Most Children Strongly Opposed To Children’s Healthcare
Study: Most Children Strongly Opposed To Children’s Healthcare
Republicans, Leukemia Team Up To Repeal Health Care Law
Republicans, Leukemia Team Up To Repeal Health Care Law
Obama: Health Care Plan Would Give Seniors Right To Choose How They Are Killed
Obama: Health Care Plan Would Give Seniors Right To Choose How They Are Killed
Congress Deadlocked Over How To Not Provide Health Care
Congress Deadlocked Over How To Not Provide Health Care
Cancer Walk Goes Under 15-Straight Miles Of High Tensile Power Lines
Cancer Walk Goes Under 15-Straight Miles Of High Tensile Power Lines
Powerful Rest And Fluids Industry Influencing Doctors’ Treatment Of Colds
Powerful Rest And Fluids Industry Influencing Doctors’ Treatment Of Colds
Man Succumbs To 7-Year Battle With Health Insurance
Man Succumbs To 7-Year Battle With Health Insurance
Grandfathers Accidentally Switched At Hospital
Grandfathers Accidentally Switched At Hospital
New Prescription-Only Sandwich Extra Delicious
New Prescription-Only Sandwich Extra Delicious
Renowned Hoo-Ha Doctor Wins Nobel Prize For Medical Advancements Down There
Renowned Hoo-Ha Doctor Wins Nobel Prize For Medical Advancements Down There
World Death Rate Holding Steady At 100 Percent
World Death Rate Holding Steady At 100 Percent

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