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Happy Birthday, Patrick Duffy

Today is acting legend Patrick Duffy’s 65th birthday. What do you think?

Henry Mills • Aviation Operations Specialist

“Sixty-five years on this blue rock and all he has to show for it is the awe and admiration of billions. Not bad, Mr. Duffy!”

Henry Mills • Aviation Operations Specialist

Jana Purcell • Location Scout

“Ah, the Patrick Duffy New Year. So we’re in 65 A.P.D now?”

Jana Purcell • Location Scout

Dave Hartman • Petroleum Geologist

“You mean The Duffster? I’m just kidding; that may not actually be one of his nicknames. But it could be—we don’t know. That’s what’s so great about life.”

Dave Hartman • Petroleum Geologist




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