Happy Birthday Patrick Duffy

Today is acting legend Patrick Duffy’s 60th birthday. What do you think?


“At first I didn’t understand why everyone was drinking lots of beer and wearing green today, but now I realize it’s because of Patrick Duffy’s birthday.”

Max Schwartz • Preschool Attendant

“Sure

Maura Bois • Home Search Consultant

“Patrick Duffy is also the name of the man who owns that bar and grill in Kirkwood. But I know he has dabbled in acting, too. So which one are you talking about?”

Stu Granozio • Cellular Tower Climber




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