Onion Public Radio, Podcasts Half-Empty Bottle Of Malibu Found In Woods Behind School Published: October 26, 2010 Print Is Back. Get The Paper. Become A Member. Advertising October 25, 2010 Continued on next page Explore Tags Vol 46: Issue 43 Related Coverage The Final Episode Of The Topical Papa John’s Comes Under Fire For Cruel Treatment Of The Bulbous, Deformed Creatures That Lactate Pizza Sauce Scientists Warn Americans To Stay Away From That Bird