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Greenhouse Gases Worse Than Worst Prediction

Global greenhouse gas emissions saw their biggest single-year jump ever between 2009 and 2010, exceeding worst-case scenario projections with an increase of 564 million tons. What do you think?

Louis Rosher • Systems Analyst

“If only scientists had made more pessimistic predictions, then this would be good news.”

Louis Rosher • Systems Analyst

Alice DeVinna • Strong-Nitric Operator

“Oh, man, since everyone was wrong, then the pot for the next round of greenhouse predictions is going to be huge!”

Alice DeVinna • Strong-Nitric Operator

Dennis Struss • Box Bender

“Well, hopefully that will light a fire under science’s ass to step up the development of human gills.”

Dennis Struss • Box Bender




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