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Greece Votes In Pro-Euro Party

With the center-right political party New Democracy placing first in Greece’s parliamentary elections, the fiscally troubled nation appears poised to remain in the 17-nation eurozone. What do you think?

Maxine Karlin • Systems Analyst

“Good for the Greeks. Now they can get back to doing what everybody says they should be doing.”

Maxine Karlin • Systems Analyst

Roman Siegel • Ornamental Brick Installer

“That’s reassuring, because when the Greeks commit to something, their word is as good as gold for six weeks.”

Roman Siegel • Ornamental Brick Installer

Brian Kolb • Industrial Garbage Servicer

“Oh, come on, Greece. How often does a small country get the chance to screw up the entire world for generations? Not counting Israel.”

Brian Kolb • Industrial Garbage Servicer




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