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Governor Of 'Broke' State Hires Donor's Dropout Son

Despite Gov. Scott Walker’s repeated claims that the State of Wisconsin is broke, his administration recently gave the college-dropout son of lobbyist and campaign donor Jerry Deschane an $81,500-a-year job overseeing environmental and regulatory matters. What do you think?

Mike Newsome • Soundscape Artist

“Oh, my God! If you convert that from Midwest dollars, it’s like $200,000 a year!”

Mike Newsome • Soundscape Artist

Dan Hollis • Largesse Recipient

“Those who argue that hiring an unqualified dropout for such a high-level position is irrational clearly haven’t thought through how much Scott Walker disdains the environment and regulations.”

Dan Hollis • Largesse Recipient

Jason Freeman • Driver

“You see, Wisconsin state employees? That’s where many of you went wrong. You finished college.”

Jason Freeman • Driver




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