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Google, Sprint Announce Mobile Phone Payment Service

Google announced yesterday that it would be rolling out a system in which people could pay for items with their Sprint Android phones. What do you think?

Gina Hooper • Systems Analyst

“Now the day’s finally arrived when I can yell, ’I just bought paper towels with my phone!’ at the grocery store.”

Gina Hooper • Systems Analyst

Leon Savage • Sugar Presser

“I don’t much like this idea. What if I accidentally butt-buy a bunch of high-end salad spinners or something?”

Leon Savage • Sugar Presser

Brett Andridge • Factory Helper

“I’d like to use this service to purchase a new phone, but I wouldn’t want to humiliate my current phone like that.”

Brett Andridge • Factory Helper




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