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Google Asks NSA For Security Help

In light of recent hacking attacks, search engine leviathan Google has asked the National Security Agency for help securing its network. What do you think?

Kerrin Shea • Systems Analyst

“And in return Google can help the NSA do something funny with its website logo each day.”

Kerrin Shea • Systems Analyst

Gareth Wembley • Rim-Turning Finisher

“Given the NSA’s impressive record, they should be able to uncover valuable intelligence to help protect Google at least several months after a catastrophic attack on the company.”

Gareth Wembley • Rim-Turning Finisher

Niles Ebbets • Unemployed

“I’ll come clean, before this becomes a huge problem. I confess to visiting the SuicideGirls website on my church’s computer.”

Niles Ebbets • Unemployed




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