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Tiger Woods Putts Baby Into Diaper
Tiger Woods Putts Baby Into Diaper
180 Trillion Leisure Hours Lost To Work Last Year
180 Trillion Leisure Hours Lost To Work Last Year
2009 Masters Winner Also Given Matching Green Pants
2009 Masters Winner Also Given Matching Green Pants
Area Man’s Quirky Hobby Kills 27
Area Man’s Quirky Hobby Kills 27
’Inside The Golf Bag’ Best Title Ernie Els Could Think Of For Autobiography
’Inside The Golf Bag’ Best Title Ernie Els Could Think Of For Autobiography
Rich Guy Wins Yacht Race
Rich Guy Wins Yacht Race
Nintendo Releases ’Phil Mickelson’s Wacky Left-Handed Golf Tour’
Nintendo Releases ’Phil Mickelson’s Wacky Left-Handed Golf Tour’
Ping-Pong Somehow Elicits Macho Posturing
Ping-Pong Somehow Elicits Macho Posturing
Underdog Comes Out Of Nowhere To Lose To Tiger Woods
Underdog Comes Out Of Nowhere To Lose To Tiger Woods
Man In Inner Tube Completes First Lazy Transatlantic Journey
Man In Inner Tube Completes First Lazy Transatlantic Journey

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