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God Told Roberts To Quit University

Amidst charges of mishandling resources, Richard Roberts resigned from his post as president of the debt-saddled Oral Roberts University, saying God told him to step down. What do you think?

Bekkah Potter • Bartender

“Well now I’m confused, because over Thanksgiving God told me Roberts is full of shit.”

Bekkah Potter • Bartender

Ray Bayne • Systems Analyst

“This would be a commendable move if God hadn’t been seen driving around in that brand new Maserati.”

Ray Bayne • Systems Analyst

Alberto Rosa • Furniture Assembler

“Looks like Roberts is applying the Christian ideal of apologizing and walking away once the shit has hit the fan.”

Alberto Rosa • Furniture Assembler