Former House speaker Newt Gingrich is announcing he will run for president in 2012. What do you think?
“Oh, that probably means he’s also in the market for a new wife. It’d be great if you could put a good word in for me. I’m disease free.”
Lacey Hicks • Bell Captain
“They’re going to have a hard time filling his position as Liberty University’s Dean of Rapacious Self-Indulgence.”
Chris Barrow • Systems Analyst
“Now I finally know what he was getting at all those times over the past few months when he talked about running for president.”
Sam Demps • Looper
