Gilmore Drops Out Of Race

James Gilmore III has ended his campaign to be the Republican candidate for president in 2008. What do you think?


“Well, I guess the ’nobodies no one’s ever heard of’ vote is up for grabs again.”

Fernando Ortiz • Packager

“Hope he realizes Pfizer’s going to want its $50 back.”

Patricia Noble • Taxi Driver

“Looks like America has already spoken. We will take nothing less than a black man, a white woman, or a non-Gilmore white man as President.”

Ron Brown • Translator




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