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George Zimmerman Asks Florida To Pay His Legal Costs

Saying that the donations he received from supporters online had dwindled, George Zimmerman, who was acquitted last month in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin, will seek $300,000 from the state of Florida to cover legal costs he incurred in his defense. What do you think?

Scott Southwell • Keyboard Assembler

“Admittedly, it was a pretty big inconvenience for him.”

Scott Southwell • Keyboard Assembler

Gina Schaum • Mathematician

“Shooting another unarmed black kid would probably get that bigot money flowing again.”

Gina Schaum • Mathematician

James Zulo • Chisel Grinder

“He needs to suck it up. That’s just the cost of doing murder in this country.”

James Zulo • Chisel Grinder




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