Last week, the Massachusetts high court sanctioned same-sex marriages in that state. What do you think?
“Same-sex unions will only serve to weaken the institution of marriage for the rest of us. My wife and I can barely stand each other as it is.”
Karl Collins • Mechanical Engineer
“How will they decide who’s going to wear the wedding dress?! Whoa! Sorry for being so ’politically incorrect’!”
Joe Perez • Waiter
“What’s the big deal? It’s legal now. My sister’s married to a gay guy and everyone knows it.”
Frances Evans • Producer
“Great. Just when I finally get my mother to accept that I’m gay, she has a whole new thing to nag me about: getting married.”
Walter Hill • Systems Analyst
“Some fag better not try marrying me. These days, you fuck a guy one time and he pulls out a ring.”
Jerry Turner • Musician
“As an overweight, emotionally needy fag hag, I strongly oppose all gay marriage legislation.”
Diane Morris • Counselor
