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Gay Clergyman

The Vatican has announced that it will prevent homosexuals from entering the priesthood. What do you think?

John Benito • Dentist

“But I can keep the outfit, right?”

John Benito • Dentist

Chris Dellinger • Adjudicator

“I heard they’re also doing away with Barry, the patron saint of neatly groomed mustaches.”

Chris Dellinger • Adjudicator

Casey Lincoln • Chiropractor

“So…They’re just going to promote them all to bishop?”

Casey Lincoln • Chiropractor




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