Fuck-Buddy Becomes Fuck-Fiancé

MIAMI, FL—In spite of the explicitly casual nature of their relationship, fuck-buddies Nora Ingersoll and Keith Hetzel are engaged, friend Tom Stipps reported Tuesday. “Keith and Nora have been fooling around for years, but Keith said they were just friends,” Stipps said. “I was shocked when Nora showed up wearing a ring.” Later that day, the couple reportedly opened a fuck-joint-checking account.