Fast-food giant McDonald’s announced it will roll out fresh beef at the majority of its domestic locations in a move to battle for customers’ increasingly divided attention. What do you think?
“That’s fine, I can just freeze and re-thaw my burgers at home.”
Lauren Holmes • Dreamcatcher Entangler
“This could be just the thing to make Americans fall in love with hamburgers.”
Nick Certo • Tupperware Smeller
“It’s about time Mayor McCheese did something with his power.”
Abraham Williams • Unemployed
