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French Teacher Forces Student To Inform Her Of Bathroom Fire In French

FRANKFORT, KY—Jenny Block, a Crestwood High School ninth-grader, attempted to tell French teacher Madame Shapiro about a fire in the girls’ second-floor bathroom Monday, only to be ordered to speak French. “En française,” Shapiro told the frantic, wildly gesticulating Block. “S’il ya un feu dans le WC, dites-moi dans la langue propre. D’accord?” Block then tried to say, “Allyson Dorner threw a lit cigarette in the garbage, and it burst into flames, and now there’s a huge fire spreading all over the bathroom!” in French, but got stuck on the word for “threw.”