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Fox News Holding Second Primary Debate For Less Popular GOP Candidates

Fox News originally planned to limit its August Republican primary debate to 10 candidates, but then decided to add a second 90-minute televised forum in Cleveland for all the other candidates who failed to qualify. What do you think?

Matthew Lance • Distance Measurer

“This might finally be my chance to get on TV.”

Matthew Lance • Distance Measurer

Kenny Burns • Trench Digger

“Good idea. Having more than 10 people hurling 30-second soundbites at each other might seem like a farce.”

Kenny Burns • Trench Digger

Kayla Snider • Internet Crew Member

“Will they be all dressed up just like the real candidates?”

Kayla Snider • Internet Crew Member




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