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Former Parishioners Protest Mormon LGBT Policy

Hundreds of members of the Mormon faith protested this week by submitting formal letters of resignation, renouncing the church’s latest anti-LGBT policy that bans baptisms for children of same-sex couples. What do you think?

Geoff Simm • Systems Analyst

“Thankfully my child has been begging for a Lutheran baptism.”

Geoff Simm • Systems Analyst

Howie Pritchett • Bolt Greaser

“The new policy is ridiculous. Children of same-sex couples are still worth saving even if their blasphemous parents aren’t.”

Howie Pritchett • Bolt Greaser

Belinda Stockton • Data Compiler

“How could a faith invented less than two centuries ago have such an antiquated policy?”

Belinda Stockton • Data Compiler




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