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Ford’s Theatre Tickets For Night Of Lincoln’s Murder Sell At Auction For $262,500

A pair of front-row balcony tickets to Ford’s Theatre on April 14, 1865—the night President Abraham Lincoln was assassinated by John Wilkes Booth—sold at auction for $262,500. What do you think?

Troy Wheelock, Systems Analyst

“I’ll just wait for the mo

Troy Wheelock, Systems Analyst

Javier Barclay, Shovel Engineer

“Looks like Lincoln’s assassination wasn’t all for naught.”

Javier Barclay, Shovel Engineer

Helen Zeleniak, Pill Splitter

“Most theaters don’t let you go in if you’re over 150 years late.”

Helen Zeleniak, Pill Splitter




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