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Fish, Pastry Microbes Found On New York ATMs

A new report cataloguing swabs from ATM keypads throughout New York City found that in addition to bacteria from human skin, microbes from fish, mollusks, and baked goods were also widespread. What do you think?

Judy Mundt • Denim Distresser

“It’s not hard, people: wash your ATMs.”

Judy Mundt • Denim Distresser

Brady Lefkin • Distortion Expert

“There’s nothing more annoying than some microbiologist swabbing for gross little organisms while you’re waiting in line behind them.”

Brady Lefkin • Distortion Expert

Craig Witzke • Clam Shucker

“Fine! I admit to enjoying a bit of cake while making my withdrawals!”

Craig Witzke • Clam Shucker




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