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First Mammal Goes Extinct From Global Warming

The Bramble Cay melomys, a rodent native to a single tiny Australian landmass near Papua New Guinea, is the first mammal species proven to have gone extinct from rising sea levels caused by global climate change. What do you think?

Chet Poland • Box Ticker

“Thank goodness Australia is so far away.”

Chet Poland • Box Ticker

Vera Baltz • Recipe Judge

“This is the kind of harsh reality we’ll just have to learn to ignore from now on.”

Vera Baltz • Recipe Judge

Ian Winger • Chief Revisionist

“I guess I need to think of a different birthday present for my kid now.”

Ian Winger • Chief Revisionist




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