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First Lady Urges Americans To Drink More Water

Noting that 4 in 10 Americans drink less than half the recommended amount of water per day, Michelle Obama kicked off her new Drink Up initiative, launching the hashtag #DrinkH2O and a new website, youarewhatyoudrink.org, to help spread her message. What do you think?

Carl Maginnis • Interior Decorator

“The trick is to cut it with a little soda.”

Carl Maginnis • Interior Decorator

Polly Fullerton • Podiatrist

“If there’s anybody who could get me to drink more water, it’s Michelle Obama. Look at her, she’s 60 percent water.”

Polly Fullerton • Podiatrist

Brad Bruno • Unemployed

“If I want to be dehydrated, that’s my damn business. I’ll check out that website, though—sounds neat.”

Brad Bruno • Unemployed




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