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‘FIFA 16’ To Add Female Soccer Players

In a move that has been praised as a step forward in giving female athletes the same recognition as their male counterparts, the video game studio Electronic Arts announced that it will feature 12 women’s national soccer teams in FIFA 16, this year’s version of the popular soccer video game series. What do you think?

James Chaney • Sunglasses Cleaner

“I’m glad FIFA is finally catching up to the progressive gender politics of the ‘Mortal Kombat’ series.”

James Chaney • Sunglasses Cleaner

Annie Bustamante • Nutritionist

“Can’t they just have their own game with a cheaper budget and barely any marketing?”

Annie Bustamante • Nutritionist

Ryan Hannan • Unemployed

“I call Whitney Engen!”

Ryan Hannan • Unemployed




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