According to a study published in The Journal Of The American Medical Association, the number of non-rural emergency rooms fell 27 percent even as ER visits nationwide rose 35 percent. What do you think?
“The upshot is that if the discrepancy persists long enough, we’ll have the perfect number of emergency rooms for everyone who hasn’t died.”
Carol Stengler • Systems Analyst
“But where are all the ambulances going to go?”
Jim Harris • Weight-Loss Camp Inspector
“Well, that doesn’t sound good. Say, has anyone thought of trying to reform medical care in the United States?”
Fred Butler • Registrar
