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Female California Condors Can Reproduce Without Males

A new study suggests that female California condors can reproduce without a male after two chicks hatched from unfertilized eggs, a process called parthenogenesis, which is already known to be possible in bees and sharks. What do you think?

Ian Mastrapa, Speech Summarizer

“I hope

Ian Mastrapa, Speech Summarizer

Sajid Michaux, Mint Distributor

“My male California condor buddies are not gonna like the sound of this.”

Sajid Michaux, Mint Distributor

Abbi Casella, Party Guitarist

“Yeah, I’ve been thinking about reproducing parthenogenetically, too.”

Abbi Casella, Party Guitarist




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