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FEMA Cuts Off Evacuees

FEMA recently announced that, at the end of the month, they will to stop paying for hurricane evacuees’ hotel rooms. What do you think?

Mark Osborne • Tinsmith

“Well, yeah. They’ve had, what, eight or nine weeks to build new houses?”

Mark Osborne • Tinsmith

Sarah King • Purchasing Agent

“Those poor people have been through enough trauma without having to deal with the stigma of being kicked out of a hotel room—which I, as a former Van Halen groupie, can empathize with on a very deep level.”

Sarah King • Purchasing Agent

Jim Fessler • Bailiff

“Why is everyone focusing on the negatives instead of how quickly and efficiently FEMA evacuated everyone from their hotel rooms?”

Jim Fessler • Bailiff




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