Windows XP operating system
Will offer new titles in such popular Xbox series as Ace Combat, Kane & Lynch, Crash
Time, and Call of Juarez
Xbox Hat—Say the words “Xbox Hat” out loud and a large image of a hat will appear on your TV screen
92-Core x500 P2W (G4-Jig system), 2F3 DLX silver frame technology, 2/5/5/MP2s zoomnet capability, Zip control (TV/satellite/laptop), 3.1.8 optical input-output, 34V-876-ZZB, custom 2x cross-memory feedback, DVD
Ability to capture live game play, edit it, and send it to your pathetic friends
500 GB of added system memory you can buy separately for more fucking money
Color green probably in there somewhere
Kinect motion sensor capable of responding to what you consider movement
Preloaded with episodes of Get Smart
Gumball dispenser
