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FDA, Dr. Oz Clash Over Apple Juice

The Food and Drug Administration has chastised Dr. Oz, accusing the TV physician of dispensing misleading and incorrect information when he expressed concerns over arsenic levels in apple juice. What do you think?

John Mizell • Systems Analyst

“Is there really arsenic in apple juice? If so, that’s a really good price for arsenic.”

John Mizell • Systems Analyst

Brandi Simmons • Furnace Cleaner

“Some boys will say anything to get out of drinking their juice.”

Brandi Simmons • Furnace Cleaner

Howard McDaniels • Assembly Room Supervisor

“The only way this can be satisfactorily resolved is to get some other telegenic doctor to proclaim that consuming small amounts of arsenic is fine.”

Howard McDaniels • Assembly Room Supervisor




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