Foul-mouthed Americans across the country display great creativity when screaming profanities. The Onion examines the favorite curse word in every state.
Alabama
Non-Sister Fucker
Alaska
Salmonhole
Arizona
Kyrsten
Arkansas
Son Of A Duggar!
California
Slut [in an empowering way]
Colorado
Hickenlooper
Connecticut
Unbecoming
Delaware
Owner Of An S-Corp
Florida
Meatball Ron
Georgia
Bless Your Heart
Hawaii
Mondo Fuck, Bruh
Idaho
Vaxxed
Illinois
Veggie Muncher
Indiana
Vulva
Iowa
Mothershucker
Kansas
Hay Nibbler
Kentucky
Son Of A Bitch Who Is Both Your Mom And Cousin
Louisiana
Why, I Do Declare—Pussy!
Maine
Imitation Lobster
Maryland
Federal Anus
Massachusetts
Henry David Thoreau’s Walden Recited In Its Entirety While Frowning
Michigan
Fucking Good Cherries, Grandma
Minnesota
Big Ol’ Meanie
Mississippi
High School Graduate
Missouri
Fallopian Tube
Montana
Doink!
Nebraska
Son Of A Buffett
Nevada
Cock Counter
New Hampshire
Maple Bitch
New Jersey
My Beautiful Son’s Whore Of A Wife
New Mexico
Mild
New York
Ey, I’m Fuckin’ Here!
North Carolina
Slow-Roasted Pisshog
North Dakota
Smegma! Smegma…Smegma…Smegma…Smegma… [echoing through the lonesome vista of Painted Canyons]
Ohio
Brutus’ Taint
Oklahoma
100% Angus Dipshit
Oregon
Homeless—I’m Sorry, I Mean Unhoused Abomination
Pennsylvania
Buggy Fucker
Rhode Island
Nouveau Riche
South Carolina
Emancipation Proclamation!
Tennessee
Tarnation Hole
South Dakota
Mifepristone!
Texas
Woman With Medical Needs
Utah
Okay
Vermont
Son Of A Butterworth
Virginia
Term Limit
Washington
Impractical Footwear
West Virginia
Coal-Goblin
Wisconsin
Sober November!
Wyoming
Yellowstone National Cock
